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Aaron Aaronson
Aaron Aaronson

"Stay back! Or the ginger-nut gets it!"
Simon Skinner, threatening Nicholas Angel

Aaron A. Aaronson is a citizen of Sandford. At first, he was a joke made by DC Andy Cartwright, but later, after the shootout with the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance, Nicholas finds him in the model village. He is taken hostage by Simon, but Aaron bites his hand and runs. Nicholas protects him when Simon attacks a second time, however, Simon slips on a miniature Somerfield truck and impales himself on the model Cathedral. Afterwords, Aaron is seen taking pictures of the injured Simon.