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Nicholas Angel: Police Constable Nicholas Angel. Born and schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in politics and sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training.Displayed great Aptitude in field exercises. Notably, urban pacification and riot control. (Nicholas Angel during riot control: Back off!) Academically excelled in theoretical course work and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honor. Graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service. Quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. (Nicholas Angel at the Community: Use your brain.) Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. Became Heavily involved in a number of extra vocational activities. To this day holds the Met record for the 100 meter dash. In 2011 began active duty with the renowned SO19 armed response unit. Received a bravery award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last 12 months has received nine special commendations. Achieved the highest arrest record for any officer in the Met. And sustained three injuries in the line of duty. Most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas.

Metropolitan Sergeant: Hello, Nicholas.

Nicholas Angel: Hello, Sergeant.

Metropolitan Sergeant: How's the hand?

Nicholas Angel: Still a bit stiff.

Metropolitan Sergeant: It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job. That's what I did.

Nicholas Angel: I prefer to think my office is out on the street.

Metropolitan Sergeant: Indeed, you do. Your arrest record is 400% higher than any other officer. Which is why it's high time that such skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant.

Nicholas Angel: I see.

Metropolitan Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Nicholas Angel: In where, sorry?

Metropolitan Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Nicholas Angel: That's in the country.

Metropolitan Sergeant: Yes, lovely.

Nicholas Angel: Isn't there a Sergeants position here in London?

Metropolitan Sergeant: No.

Nicholas Angel: