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Simon Skinner
Occupation: Manager of Somerfield
Rank: Manager
Allegiance: Neighbourhood Watch Alliance
Gender: Male
Family: Leslie Tiller (Cousin)
Stephen Skinner (Brother)
Nickname(s): "Sissy" Skinner
Born: 1950s
Status: Incarcerated
Appeared in: Hot Fuzz
"I'm a slasher and I must be stopped."
―Simon to Nicholas Angel

Simon "Sissy" Skinner is the manager of Sandford's supermarket, Somerfield. He is a member of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance and has won several trophies for fun-running events. During Nicholas Angel's investigation, he was the prime suspect of the "accidents" which had been frequent in Sandford.

During the final battle in the Sandford model village, Simon is about to stab Nicholas with a retractable knife but he trips over a toy van and gets impaled in the jaw with a miniature tower spire. He is later seen being carried out on a stretcher with schoolchildren taking pictures with their phones.


  • In the newspaper, it is revealed that he had a brother, Stephen.
  • It is also revealed that his father was Edward Skinner and his mother's maiden name was Rites.
  • Leslie Tiller was his cousin.
  • He used to study ballet when he was growing up.
  • Skinner getting stabbed in the jaw near the end of the film is a reference to Tim Messenger's death when he gets his head crushed by a church tower spire.